Rubilacxe

Two chefs discuss cutlery and the peculiar knife one of them pulled out of a stone on the Virginia Appalachian Trail.

“I ain’t positive, but I’d say you’re usin’ Excalibur, the most famous sword in history, to prep your vegetables.”

“What’s wrong with that? It works great.”

“You could be the king!”

“Of where?”

“England!”

“I ain’t really lookin’ to be King of England. Not much of a tea man. I like coffee.”