The Whitetail Whatchamacallit

Desperate to have their names listed on the Welcome To Winchester sign, Tecumseh and Sherman teach deer to use crosswalks. You trackin’.

“They done studies up at Shenandoah University, and deer are what they call ‘auto-immune,’ which is a fancy way of sayin’ vehicles are invisible to ‘em.”

“We owe it to our four-legged friends to preserve the precious gift of life bestowed upon them,” Tecumseh said. “So we can hunt ‘em down later.”